You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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