People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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