I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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