Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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