Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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