This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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