please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You pole danced in your parka.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
