The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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