I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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