There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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