Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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