i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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