i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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