I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Two words: blizzard sex
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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