I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
it's great music for shaving your balls
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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