I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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