his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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