i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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