She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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