My first STD was from a foam party
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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