physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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