I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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