Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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