Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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