Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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