Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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