its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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