Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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