did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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