it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize