O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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