Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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