I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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