There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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