Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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