Dual....:-)
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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