I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Vodka?
Forever.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
