How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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