I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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