talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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