so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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