gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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