Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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