do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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