Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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