somebody snuck up and got me drunk
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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