all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I enjoy the company of your penis
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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