I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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