this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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