I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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