I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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