this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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