Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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