she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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