hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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