He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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