Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
