She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you had me at cake vodka
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
