Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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